Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
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I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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