Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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