Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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