Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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