My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
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Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
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Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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