Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
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just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
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At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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