forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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