Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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