i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
The uberlube is also flammable
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
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