No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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