How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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