Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
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Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
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Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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