i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
My boob is missing a layer of skin
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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