Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
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Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
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DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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