Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
where does the pee come out of this thing
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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