Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Oh god it's open bar.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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