I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
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You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
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Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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