yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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