their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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