I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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