I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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