I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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