his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
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whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
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Drunk is not a location!
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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