Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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