try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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i think i scared a bird with my dick
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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