Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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