Sacagawea was the original milf.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
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He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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