you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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