Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
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pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
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He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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