i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
