Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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