So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
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THE REISLING ATRACEX US
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Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
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Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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