woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
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Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I think i got beer on your cat.
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