Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
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Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
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what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
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