chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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