he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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