He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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