Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(207): View more from Maine

If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.

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(251): View more from Alabama

My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.

(732): View more from New Jersey

sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner

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(207): View more from Maine

It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...

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(937): View more from Ohio

they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"

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(563): View more from Iowa

I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.

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(980): View more from North Carolina

You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.

(336): View more from North Carolina

Haha hell yea

(980): View more from North Carolina

Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.

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(760): View more from California

We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had

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(631): View more from New York

Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?

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