i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Randomize
