my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I don't think brook has ever known best
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Ketchup is God's man juice
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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