Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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