i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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