elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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