Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
that's an acceptable place to lick
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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