How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
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you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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