Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Randomize
