I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize
