I just saw a hot homeless man
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
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He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
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I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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