In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
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With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
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Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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