Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
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the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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