I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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