you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I just had sex on a roof
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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