I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
We smell like vodka and hangover
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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